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April Fools - Part 4

Title: April Fools
Pairings: Yunjae, Yoosu
Ratings: PG -13
Warnings: Language
Genre: Comedy
Summary: When the prank backfires...

Part 4

"Yunnie, honey is that you?" Jessica groggily asked with her eyes closed, looking as if she had just woken up from a nap. "You took so long I must've fallen asleep waiting for you. And on our anniversary.” She yawned. “I even set up the table downstairs so that all we had to do was make the dinner together. I waited so long Yunnie~” She pouted with her eyes still closed. “But I did have a little fun." With a giggle she pointed to the side of the bed where the underwear of both her and Yunho lied. "I guessed that you already had dinner, why else would you take so long. So I took off of my underwear so that when you got back we could cut to the chase and get straight to the lovemaking if you weren’t up for dinner.”

“Yunnie…” Jaejoong trailed off. He looked at his lover behind him with eyes filled of something akin to betrayal. Jessica instantly propped herself up on her elbows with a gasp as she heard a voice that wasn’t Yunho’s.

Yunho looked in the direction Jaejoong was looking at and carved a distress look, “Jaejoongie, I can explain…” Honestly he was a little scared that Jaejoong would catch him right then and there, because let’s face it, he couldn’t get anything past Jaejoong--due to his face either giving it away or Jaejoong finding out immediately. To his surprise, Jaejoong didn’t notice his exaggerated expression right now--most likely too busy being angry.

Jaejoong pushed him away and looked back at the skimpily dressed girl inside the room. “Who the hell is she?!”

Yunho shrugged, speechless. He didn’t wait for Yunho to answer and marched inside the room to face the arrogant-looking girl, his face cold.

“Who are you and what are you doing in my boyfriend’s room?” Jaejoong hissed, gritting his teeth.

Jessica composed her face and turned away as she took out her compact mirror to put on her lipstick uncaringly, “Boy, are you blind? What does it looks like I’m doing here? Preaching?” She scoffed.

Jaejoong bit his lip in irritation and turned to his boyfriend behind him.

Yunho, who had been smirking the whole time at Jessica’s job well done, rubbed off his smirk upon seeing his boyfriend’s face.

"Jung Yunho! You better tell me what the hell is going on right now or so help me I will strangle you to death!" he shouted, causing Yunho to wince at the sharpness of his voice.

“Puh-lease, like you can. You look too weak and fragile. Even a five year old could beat you up.” Jessica sneered as she put away her lipstick and turned to the couple while crossing her arms conceitedly.

“You… We’re going to have a long talk after this.” Jaejoong pointed at his boyfriend with a murderous look in his eyes. Upon seeing the strained expression on his boyfriend’s face, he composed himself and faced the girl again.

“You sound pretty confident for a whore. I don't know where you get that confidence from, probably from messing with too many guys in the past, but I’m telling you to leave this place now while I’m still being decent.” Jaejoong smirked.

“No. To be honest, I never knew what he saw in you,” Jessica circled him, inspecting his looks, "Okay, you’re pretty for a guy. But you seem too bossy and demanding. I just can’t imagine you two having a future together.”

“So what’s the future you do imagine? You two continuing to fuck behind my back while I continue to obliviously indulge him?!” Jaejoong yelled in rage.

The girl looked at him blankly before she smirked, “Actually no. The future that I imagined was Yunho ditching your sorry ass and starting a new life with me. You’re not healthy for him, Kim Jaejoong. He ought to live wonderfully with me. I am a girl after all, his parents would’ve been ecstatic knowing that he’s finally sleeping with someone who not only provides him pleasure, but also offspring.”

That was definitely not the turn of events Yunho had expected for his April Fool’s prank. He had only expected Jaejoong to lose his temper and then ‘April Fools! This is just a prank! We totally got you!’ He would say with a laugh and cheer in victory. But he definitely didn’t expect Jessica’s aggressiveness and her inclination to wound. She was definitely crossing the line when it came to Jaejoong not being able to give him children.

He tried to signal Jessica to cut it out, but the blonde was ignoring him--too preoccupied in insulting Jaejoong.

“Besides, you clearly couldn’t satisfy him enough. I mean why else would he come crawling to me. It’s not his fault, girly boy, it’s your own. You couldn’t satisfy him in bed, so stop acting like a victim and own it up,” she claimed as she rested her index finger on Jaejoong’s chest.

“Jessica, stop,” Yunho finally voiced out, giving Jessica a warning look.

“Why should I?! Should I tell him the things you told me these past six months in bed?”

“Six months?!” Jaejoong bellowed, pushing Yunho away in disbelief.

“Yes, boy. Six months. He’s been doing me behind your back for six months! I bet it thrills him, doing me while keeping you ignorant these past few months. He’s not to blame. You’re the stupid one for not seeing the signs,” Jessica fired again.

“Stop! Jae, no. Don’t listen to her. This is just a-“

“Six months? You’ve been with her for six months? Jung Yunho we are so done! I am so done with you!” Jaejoong didn’t let him finish as he pushed Yunho away when the latter tried to get to him.

“And as for you-“ he turned to the gloating Jessica, “-you shouldn’t be too proud of yourself. I bet he didn’t consider you worthy enough to openly date you in public. You’re nothing but a plaything to warm him in bed.”

Jessica looked at him in fury, offended. Just as she raised her hand, about to teach him a lesson, a furious Yunho caught her arm in a murderous look.

“I’d put my hand down if I were you,” he threatened in a low tone. His eyes reflected a murderous glare.

Jessica gaped at him blankly for a while, unused and partially scared to seeing such coldness in his face. However, a promise is a promise and she needed to fulfill it the best she can, and with that mindset she attempted to release her arm from Yunho's grip.

But to no avail. Yunho was too strong for her to handle. In the end, the aggressive man turned her around, heading towards the door.

“Leave. Leave or I swear to God! I wouldn’t know what I’m going to do to you! How dare you try to raise your hand at him?? Do you know what he means to me? This is out of our deal, so if you don’t want to see me angry you’re going to leave!!!” he yelled angrily as he pushed her out of their bedroom.

“I can’t believe you cheated on me! All these months!” Jaejoong screamed with tears in his eyes.

“Jae, it’s not like that. Please let me explain!”

“No! Save it Yunho! Just… save it.” Jaejoong left the room, a sad expression adorning his face.

"What the heck just happened?" Yunho groaned, his hands found their way to his face. He dragged them down harshly in regret. This turned out so much worse than he planned. It’s like everything that could’ve gone wrong, went wrong. None of it was worth all this trouble just for a stupid April Fools prank.

‘I should go follow Jaejoong. I need to apologize and explain all of this.’ Yunho concluded. However, before he could act on that decision a scream erupted from behind him, soon followed by tumbling sounds. He quickly exited the room and found Jessica smiling at the top of the staircase. A sick feeling arose from his stomach as he walked closer to see what she was looking at. At that moment his whole world came crumbling down. He felt all the blood drain from his face as he saw his beloved at the bottom of the staircase with a pool of blood just by his head. The thought of his lover gone scared Yunho and he had trouble breathing. Tears already made their way to his eyes within the second of seeing Jaejoong surrounded by blood.

“JAEJOONG!” Yunho panicked. He ran down the stairs as fast as he could to the body on the floor.

“Jaejoong!” Yunho didn’t know what to do. He reached his hand out only to pull it back, thinking that it could make things worse. Jaejoong wasn’t moving and there was… so much blood. He looked so fragile, as if he touched him he would only cause more pain. “Please be ok.” He cried under his breath. He quickly patted his pockets for his phone, fumbling as he got it out. He could barely make out coherent words ashis tears impaired his vision. He was shaking uncontrollably as he looked at his lover’s lifeless body.

“Serves him right to get in between us.” Jessica scoffed as she walked down the stairs to Yunho.

Yunho turned around and instantly saw red. The phone was long forgotten and before she knew it, he was already in front of her screaming with a red face.

“This is all your fault! You fucking bitch!” Yunho raised his hand up to slap her hard across her face, to make her pay for what she had done to his boojae, only to be halted in his motion by a hand grabbing onto his arm.

He swiftly turned his head to see Yoochun as the owner of that said hand.

“Yoochun? Wha-What are you--” Yunho said almost inaudibly due to shock and the situation going on.

Yoochun leaned in with his mouth next to Yunho’s ear as he whispered the next sentence with a smirk on his face.

“April Fools.” Yoochun smiled and soon the sound of laughs and ‘got you!’ filled Yunho’s ears.

“What?” Yunho said almost inaudibly. Suddenly he was grabbed on the shoulders and shaken by someone.

"We totally got you!" Jaejoong laughed uncontrollably. Yunho's eyes widened in confusion. What the heck was going on?

"Jae? But how? You were--" Yunho stuttered as he pointed to the blood covered floor where Jaejoong once lied.

"It's fake." Jaejoong smiled cheekily as he touched the blood on his forehead then playfully wiped some on Yunho's cheek. Yunho didn't bother to wipe it off as he was too confused to think properly. He stood dumbfounded as Jaejoong walked away to high five Jessica.

"Jessica that was great acting!"

"Thanks."

"Um, but can I ask you something? You weren't really going to hit me back then were you?"

"Of course not, why would I? I mean its not like I was mad that I got locked out of my car and your house and had nothing to do for hours while I had to wait for my friend and his lover to get home and finish eating before I could finally do something." Jessica said all in one breath. "Because if I did, then I would be mad, and then I would actually have an incentive hit you.”

“Ok… well that’s good to hear.” Jaejoong forced a laugh as he tugged at his shirt collar. Not wanting to be consumed by the deathly aura Jessica was emanating, he quickly found his way to Yunho's side.

"What is going on?" Yunho asked.

"Well, if you must know~" Jaejoong chimed. "I found out about your prank and counter pranked you back." Jaejoong smiled with a wink.

"How?"

"Your acting is terrible and I checked your phone."

"What?! When?" Yunho patted his pants only to notice it wasnt there.

Changmin handed Yunho his phone from the floor.

"At the amusement park."

"If you found out then, why couldn't you have just been a nice boyfriend and tell me instead of pranking me?"

Jaejoong gave a striking glare that looked like it could burn through Yunho. The room went silent and Yunho realized his mistake.

"Ok so that explains that but what about you guys? I thought you were on my side." Yunho quickly changed the subject and pointed to Junsu, Changmin and Yoochun.

"Well while you guys took so long to get here, Jessica got bored and decided to call us and tell us everything. She thought Jaejoong could use an extra hand just in case things got out of control. And judging by your reaction, it was a good thing we were hear to stop you in time." Everyone but Yunho and Yoochun nodded simultaneously.

"But how was Jae not actually hurt? I heard him fall."

"Thats another good reason why we were here. Jaejoong didn't actually fall. We pushed a box, filled with random stuff we found in the basement, down the stairs."

"Wait, the basement? That's where I keep all stuffed animals! Including Bambi!" Yunho gaped in panic before quickly running to the box and opening it, soon finding his cherished bambi doll, hugging it close.

"While you guys were still in the room, Changmin covered the bottom of the stairs with fake blood. So all Jaejoong had to do was lie his head down on it before you came out to see. Jaejoong ran down the stairs before Jessica pushed it down and Junsu pulled it out of the way." Yoochun continued.

Yunho's mouth stayed agape-- still hugging his doll--his eyebrows raised in astonishment. Their plan was way more thought out than his.

“If you ever think about doing this to me Yoochun, I’ll dump your sorry ass within a second.” Junsu said to Yoochun.

“See this is why my relationship with food is better than people. Food doesn't complain when you eat it or smack it around or play with it. But it always tastes good.” Changmin added with a proud smile.

“What about when you leave it alone for too long without eating it, it gets spoiled.” Yoochun laughed.

Changmin glared at him with a stern expression.

“Don’t even joke about that.”

While the others continued to have their own conversations, Yunjae decided to have their own.

“Wow so you were all…” Yunho couldn’t close his mouth. He was speechless.

“Jae. I was especially shocked when she talked about you not being able to give me a family. I thought you would be hurt by that. I honestly almost lost it right there.”

"Oh yeah. There's something I need to talk to you about."

Yunho kept quiet, waiting for Jaejoong to continue.

"Remember that delivery video we watched at my sister's house?" Jaejoong looked over to Yunho, getting a nod in response before he continued.

"Well, I was going to tell you then but you fainted before I could." When he got no response from Yunho, he spoke once more.

"I actually have a rare condition where I was born with a womb and am able to conceive. That's why I wasn't bothered by what Jessica said. And Yunho... You're gonna be a dad!" Jaejoong ended with a huge smile on his face.

Yunho's eyes widened once more. His mouth agape but he didn't seem to be taking any air in. And before everyone knew it, a loud thud came about and he was on the floor once again, out like a light.

Everyone crowded around Yunho's limp body. A hand soon rested itself on Jaejoong's shoulder, causing him to look at the person it belonged to.

"You told him about you being able to get pregnant, didn't you." Junsu gave him a smug look.

"He reads too much fanfiction. He will believe anything." Jaejoong finished with a smirk.


THE END


Comments

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reikonan
Jan. 27th, 2015 09:43 pm (UTC)
hahaha! omg. I was smiling all throughout since i couldn't laugh out loud from where I am.

I can so imagine Yunho's expression through all of the pranks.
spirit_queen24
Jan. 27th, 2015 09:47 pm (UTC)
lol thanks! wow u comment so fast, luckily i was still on lj so i could reply^^

i love that i could make those who read this laugh a lot^^
kattan69
Jan. 28th, 2015 12:17 am (UTC)
Hahahaha......LOL.....Jae really got Yunho pranked good this time...^0^
spirit_queen24
Jan. 28th, 2015 02:24 am (UTC)
Haha ikr thanks for reading^^ im rly glad tht you enjoyed it:D
tapzz
Jan. 28th, 2015 03:15 am (UTC)
LOOOOOOOL..this is epic...hahhahahhahaahha...
yunho is such a fail..xDDDD
so jae can't be pregnant..this too was a prank..?
thanx for sharing..:))))
spirit_queen24
Jan. 28th, 2015 04:06 am (UTC)
Yea jaw was just kidding about getting pregnant~ i didnt feel like putting this part in cuz i didnt think it would fit but jae's alternative is adoption so thats y he wasnt bothered with not being able to concieve

Im so glad that you enjoyed this^^
samo99ro
Jan. 30th, 2015 09:53 pm (UTC)
God, this was good! I just can't stop laughing. Splendid job!
Thank you!
spirit_queen24
Feb. 1st, 2015 05:57 pm (UTC)
thanks! glad you enjoyed it:D im happy that this made alot of people laugh^^
xiatian21
Feb. 1st, 2015 09:28 pm (UTC)
Pffft, this is definitely one of the funniest oneshots I've read in a long while. And that ending though-- it was just the icing on the cake. A perfect ending for a hilarious fic. Thank you for sharing!
spirit_queen24
Feb. 2nd, 2015 12:55 am (UTC)
Thanks! Really one of the funniest?:D yay! I rly want at least one of my fics to be a classic for all yunjae fans oneday maybe this will be a comedy classic;) thanks for reading and commenting!:)
chloe1910
Feb. 2nd, 2015 04:31 am (UTC)
Hahaha, OMG! Jaejoong is so evil. But then again, Yunho started it, so he's just having a taste of his own medicines. Jaejoong pranked Yunho so many times that day, lol. First with the scary movie, then the birth video, followed by the clown, Jessica the other woman and then him being pushed down the stairs and dying and finally, his fake pregnancy news. Though I think it would have made Yunho's day if Jaejoong is pregnant for real, lol. That is of course after he's woken up from his fainting spell. LMAO! Poor Yunho fainted so many times that day.

Lesson learnt: Never prank Jaejoong. You are going to get it back manyfolds =.="

Edited at 2015-02-02 04:51 am (UTC)
spirit_queen24
Feb. 2nd, 2015 05:14 am (UTC)
Lolol yes he better have learnt his lesson~ lol if not then ill just hv to write what jae does to make him DEFINITELY learn;))) lolol and thanks for the long comment i love hearing what people think about my fics^^ hope to hear from u more in the future;)

Edited at 2015-02-02 05:15 am (UTC)
miszc
Aug. 23rd, 2015 02:21 pm (UTC)
Lol just how many times more will he be fainting 😂😂😂
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